Alex Travel Stories

Sunday, April 25, 2010

I have launched a new website, called RomanceSecreto.com. It is a dating website with a focus on people who want some discretion and secrecy about their dating. So far, it has been popular with married people, gays, lesbians, and swingers.

RomanceSecreto.com es un sitio para buscar pareja, diferente de cualquier otro sitio que hayas visto y que tiene las siguientes ventajas:

  • RomanceSecreto.com es totalmente gratuito. Nunca pedimos tu tarjeta de credito!
  • Para registrarte necesitas menos de 30 segundos. Así, inmediatamente puedes divertirte!
  • Para ayudarte a asegurar tu confidencialidad, no te obligamos a entrar tu correo electrónico!*
  • RomanceSecreto.com es totalmente discreto. Tu perfil tiene un área publica y un área privada. Sólo los socios que invites pueden ver tus fotos privadas.

* Tendrás la opción de introducir tu correo electrónico si quieres recibir notificaciones cuando recibas mensajes en nuestro sistema y para poder recuperar tu clave en el caso que la olvides. Aunque es recomendable siempre es opcional!


Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Carnaval (spelled in portuguese) has ended here in Brazil, and I ended up going to a few interesting parties during the week. Carnaval in Florianopolis is not like Carnaval in Rio or Salvador, but it is still interesting because people get into a festive mood. There were some street celebrations, but I didn´t go to them because people said that they were dangerous. The main one takes place in the center of Florianopolis (the main city, I am in a beach town away from the main city). It is some sort of festival where all the men dress as women (and so do the women), go to the street, there is lots of music and booze, and everyone parties. A friend of mine who is from Montreal went to that particular street party, and someone get shot 10 feet away from him. He said that the stampeed away from the gunshots was pretty fast. It also took away his urge to continue enjoying the festivities.

During carnaval I ended up going to more up-scale parties that cost about $50 CAD to get into, so it kept the bums out. They were fun, except one thing that pissed me off about the first one that I went to with a VIP entrance (all you can drink)... I ended up having to line up for drinks, and so I ended up buying tickets to go to the non-open bar part of the party. Typical.

In another typical Brazilian event, I went to the bank machine to try to get cash out over the past few days, and it was always empty .. it turns out that the people who put money into the bank machines are now on strike. I was able to borrow some cash from friends, but hopefully they will get the situation sorted out really soon.

Last night I went out to dinner with some friends (we were a group of 6), and one of the guys was Daniel Hilton (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hilton), He is the brother of the father of paris Hilton. The guy is a nice enough guy, but he seemed to me like he had some sort of wierd twitch or something. He sort of moved like a puppet, with someone pulling strings to lift his head and arms ... I thought he had probably done to much cocaine (which he probably has irregardless of his twitches). Later on I was talking with my friend Mike who knows Daniel, and he said that Daniel was jet-skiing on their private island, and he got a head injury.

We went to a Club later on, and Daniel and his friend decided to leave to go to a whore house instead of hanging out and having a few drinks. At the same Club, a guy who I was hanging out with had a package of matches spontaneously combust in his pants pocket, and he instinctively reached in and pulled every thing out of his pocet, which went flying all over the floor of the club (including a small square of compressed marijuana - which I had no part of). In the end he ended up with a pretty serious burn about the size of a silver dollar on his leg, a big hole in his pants pocket, and some friends that were laughing at his mis-fortune.

The following is a Rant about things that just seem strange in Brazil.

(Note: I have not verified that any of my explanations in the following paragraph are true, these are things I was told) .. They have two of every coin here, so for example they have two 25 cent coins, which look nothing alike, but it turns out that the original material that they used became too expensive, so they changed the design and the material, and left both in circulation. Also, apparently a large percentage of the coins here are false, but everybody accepts them anyway. They also have two of every type of bill, apparently they decided to come out with a new design for their bills (proabaly to make it more difficult to counterfit), but they were unable to get the older bills out of circulation ... and the counterfitters continue to make more and more of the older bills, meaning that they will never get the old style out of circultation.

I also was reading the newspaper the other day, and Brazil has a free-trade agreement with Argentina. They then went and signed a deal that allows them to put tariffs on goods that will damage industries that will be hurt by free trade. Ie. free-trade, without freely-trading (but they probably created more government jobs and beaurocracy in the process, so congradulations).

Friday, February 24, 2006

Brazilian Corruption and Crime, February 24, 2006

Hi everyone,

Carnival is about to start here in Brazil, and it should be interesting. Although Florianopolis is not a huge carnival destination, it still does have some big partys and celebrations here.

Speaking of parties, a guy who I have been hanging out with a lot (Mike the millionaire from Malibu) was supposed to have a big party at his mansion last week. The house (which he pays $8000 US per month to rent) has an amazing yard with a swimming pool, but the inside looks like shit, the fridge has rust on it, the kitchen is half finished, the furniture is old and ugly, etc. I.E. Mike is getting screwed on his rent.

Back to the party ... There were for DJs, security guards, bartenders, guest list with over 200 people on it, everything was getting set up and the owner came to the house and flipped out on him. The owner was yelling, turned off the electricity and water (which mike turned back on), and started shouting something about George Bush and americans coming here with their dollars and thinking that they can do whatever they want. Mike was not being beligerent, but the owners kept getting more and more excited to the point that they started pushing Mike, at which point the security guards pulled the owner away.

Mike decided to go to the police station to discuss what happened, and the owner had already been there. The police started saying that they had seen 80 people in his yard earlier in the day, and that people were doing drugs in his house (all of these were lies). They also wanted to see his entry visa to make sure that it was valid. I.e. they were out to get him. At this point the girl who was helping him translate suggested that it was probably best to just leave the police station ... welcome to Brazillian corruption.

Speaking of brazilian corruption, I was just riding my bicycle home from the beach about 3 hours ago, and was wearing oakley sun-galasses (which are worth about $250). I was riding on the side of a reasonably busy street, and a motorcycle pulled up beside me and slowed down ... I looked over to see what was going on, and the guy on the back reached over, and literally snatched the sun-glasses right off my face. The first thing that I did was looked at the licence plate to get the number (which I still remember), and started to chase after them, but because they were on a motorcycle, they got away pretty fast ... I started looking around the center of the town to see if I could find them or see their motorcycle parked somewhere (so I could at least kick the shit out of their motorcycle or something), but didn´t have any luck. I contemplated going to the police, but decided that they are too corrupt and lazy to do anything anyway, and that I would probably just be wasting my time.

I also started taking Scuba diving certification here (since we havent had much wind over the past few weeks for kite-surfing I needed another alternate activity). The procedure is supposed to be that you read a chapter, answer questions, and learn the basics in a shallow swimming pool. The reality of it here is that they didnt have the book that I needed in order to fill in the questions, so I just read the chapters from a photocopy of the book without doing the test (although I understood everything I read), the guy takes me out to a 6 meter deep canal (as opposed to a shallow pool), and the training starts from there. I have now done my basics, and will be doing my first ocean dives next week.

-Alex

Thursday, February 09, 2006

I changed my blog webpage to the following, and I updated it with all the archives from previous SPAMs that I sent out over the last 5 years. It can be seen at http://boozingbuddy.blogspot.com/. I will update it with pictures at some point in the near future.

I have now been in Florianopolis for just over a month.

Was walking home at about 4am from a club a few days ago along a dark side road, and a black car with tinted windows pulled up beside me with no passengers in it. The driver rolls down the passenger window and starts talking to me in portuguese and asking me if I know about the party that is "somewhere around here". I told him that I had no idea, and that I was just walking home. He then asks me if I want to come with him to find the party ... I respond that I am just going home .. .he then asks me what I am looking for, and I respond that I am just going home. .. he then asks me if I want a ride, and I respond that I am find to walk. .

About 10 minutes later, the same car comes ripping around a corner and pulls up beside me, the guy starts speaking in english this time "hey man, I just want to suck your dick!" .. I said no thanks, I am just going home ..." come on man, I just want to suck your dick" ... I responded again that I was just going home ... "Hey man, what do you want, do you want something more, I can do more" .. I responded no thanks, I am going home. Finally he left.

I went out kite-buggying a few days ago in the sand dunes right near where I live. It was totally amazing, and I will post pictures very soon. Basically, you are in a three wheeled buggy with a really low-down seat (just inches above the ground). The wheel base on the back wheels is about 2 or 3 meters, so it is extremely stable. You fly with a 6 meter kite that is attached to your body with the same harnes that is used for ktie surfing. The kite buggy rips around the sand dunes, climbing up hills etc.. apparently you can get it going up to 100km per hour in good conditions. I didn't go nearly that fast because I was just learning, and didnt want to kill myself.

I dont remember if I mentioned it, but I moved houses. Those stupid yappy poodles were pissing me off, and I didnt like living below the people who owned the house. I have a way better place with tons of space, for almos the same price. I have a scottish guy living with me for the next few days who is travelling around south-america for 6 months just kite-surfing and hanging out. I have also been building up a pretty nice network of friends here. Seems like I am meeting a lot of milionaires along wtih some surf-bums .. but everyone mixes together.

Alexander

Fri, 27 Jan 2006 08:17:58 -0800 (PST)
Blog set up and Spider Bites

It appears that the company in Spain which offered me a job has filed the paperwork for the work permit. The CEO went to the government office in Barcelona, and did the application, so I should be moving back to Barcelona in a few months (3 or 4).

My Portuguese is coming along really fast, and I can already communicate pretty well. It is very similar to spanish, and once you know some basic rules for translating between the two languages, it is not so difficult. I am taking 2 hours a day of Spanish lessons every morning, which leaves the afternoons free for other liesure activities.

I have been doing some kite boarding, which is much more difficult than it appears. Many people have died doing this sport, becuase the kite (which is actually the size of a parachute) has the ability to pull you at high speeds high into the air, and slam you into whatever gets in your way. It also has the ability to rip of your fingers (or even your head), if you get tangled in the lines. Anyway, one of the basic skills of kiteboarding is to be able to cut against the wind, and I am finally able to do this. Without this skill, you will always end up at one end of the beach (or lake) that you dont want to be at, and you have to walk back long distances. The people who do kiteboarding here are cool, and there seem to be a lot of people who can speak english (if you can afford a $2000 kite, you are probably educated). I have met a lot of people doing this sport, some of who I will describe here.

I have been hanging out with a real estate developer from Malibu who seems to be doing quite well financially. He is going to be staying here until the end of March as well, and so we have been hanging out a fair bit. Last week, I also met a couple of Canadian guys who were really cool, and extremely funny. I went out for a few meals with these guys, and on numerous occasions our table was asked to quite down. One guy named Chris is an ex-firefighter who started a furniture company and has done well for himself. He talked non stop at extremely high volumes in very nice restraunts about masterbation, sex, and shitting. It may not sound funny, but it was halarious. Once of the stories he told is the following (there were at least 50 others of the same genere):

"When Chris was a kid, him and his brother get into a marshmellow fight against two other kids from their neighbourhood. This happens at their house while their mother is outside in the yard. They are throwing the marshmellows at each other, and then they realize that if they lick them they will stick better. So, they form a system in which chris is hiding behind his brother, and is pulling the marshmellows out of the bag to pass to his brother, who then licks and throws the marshmellow. Chris decides to add a little flavor to the game, and decides to wipe his ass with a marshmellow and pass it to his brother. Just at that moment, his mother was plasterd against the window, banging on it and giving hand signals to the brother not to lick the marshmellow. At the last minute, as the marshmellow was going towards his mouth, he sees the mothers warning, and stops just in time." ... Hmmm .. maybe it was funnier when he told it at extremely high volumes in a really nice restaurant.

I also met some other americans that totally pissed me off. They were a guy and a girl in which the firl is some kind of extreme kiteboard surf chick. She claimed to be 30, but I would give her no less than 45. Either she spent too much time in the sun, or she is just a liar. So, when I first met them the girl (being a typical american) starts the conversation with "so what do you do" ... I go on to say that I did an MBA in Europe, and have been travelling around for about 8 months. She goes on with "Europe?, why would anyone go there for an MBA" .. this already started to get my blood boiling a bit, and so I retorted with The Economist MBA ranking, followed by the assertion that I am sure she has never read The Economist being as she is from the great land of the United States. Then I continued with saying that it is a bilinugal MBA, etc... and she starts to make fun of the way that I pronounced the word bilinugal ... I said "bi-ling-you-al", and she says "it is pronounced ´bi-ling-ual´" ... I was like Whatever, and decided that this chick did not deserve for me to waste another breath speaking to her.

I also woke up a few days ago, and noticed that my finger had a small pimple-like bump on it. Then as the day progressed, my finger started swelling and swelling. It got to the point where my entire finger was swollen from my knuckle to my finger tip. I was actually getting a bit worried, and thought that I might have to go to the hospital. I started askingpeople what the hell could have happened, and apparently the most likely thing is that my finger got bitten by a poisonous spider during my sleep.

Thu, 12 Jan 2006 15:26:27 -0800 (PST)
6 days in Florianopilis

It hasn´t been long since I have sent out an update about my travels, but a few things that I find interesting have happened over the past few days (as they always do when you are travelling).

On sunday night, a bulgarian girl "elika" who lives in the US arrived to stay at the homestay that I was staying in. I got home in the evening of monday night, and she was in the kitchen with a bag of ice on her head, and was complaining about feeling nautious as well as having stomach problems. She had been at the beach all day, and so I told her it was probably just heat stroke. She wanted to know if I had drank the same water that she had (in the house), and I told her yeah, and that I didn´t have any problems. I asked her if there was anything I could do to help, and she said no. So, I went to bed, and heard the rest of the story the next morning.

Apparently around 12:30, this girl got the organizer of the school to come pick her up and take her to the hospital because she was feeling so bad. When she got there she was aparently freaking out about them using a needle to put an IV in her, and repeatedly asking the doctor if he was sure about giving her fluid, and things like that. Apparently they did some tests to try to figure out what was wrong with her .... ..... .... it turned out that she is 2 month pregnant!

Tuesday I moved into my new apartment, but actually ended up not taking the one that I put a deposit down on (lost $100 because of it!). I moved into different place that will cost me about $1700 (CAD) to stay until the end of March. I am renting the first floor of a building with two levels and two self-contained apartments. The owners are upstairs, and the most anoying thing is there two little yappy poodles. When I first moved in, one of them actually snuck up behind me in my apartment and gave a little nip at my heels. Later on, I went out, and left the door to my apartment open which I figured would be OK, since I always leave all the windows were open anyway. I came home, and one of the little bastard dogs had shit in my laundry room ... fucker!

I also attempted to buy a bicycle, but the company couldnt read my credit card. I told them I would come back the next day with cash to buy it, and the price had magically been raised by about 20%. The guy told me that the price that I saw was yesterdays price. I said thanks, and turned around and walked out without another word.

I finally got my mobile phone working, after 6 days. Apparently there was a lightning strike in Sao Paulo, and obviously they didn´t have many backup provisions.

I went out for more kiteboard lessons today, and my instructor sat on the beach, and smoked pot the entire time.

Alex

Sun, 8 Jan 2006 18:57:40 -0800 (PST)
Greetings from Florianopolis (Brazil)

A friend of mine sent me a photo of flight attendents wearing skin-tight sirts, and I am pretty sure that it is from the airline that I flew in Brazil.

Before coming to brazil, I signed up for a language school through the internet, and also signed up for a homestay (living with a family) for one week. The family that I am staying with has 3 boys, 25, 25, and 6 years old. So, I am staying in the bedroom of the 6-year old kid. It has toys and kid-stuff all around the room. Anyway, yesterday I decided to walk around a beach-town called Lago Conceחדo which is a right on the lake where they do a lot of kite surfing. My main goal was to get acuqinted, and to try to find a place to live. I went into a few hotels, and apartments for rent, and saw a few of them, and they were all about $40 canadian for one-smelly-bedroom-places. I kept on walking around, and eventually saw a guy standing on the side of the street holding a sign that said "house for rent" (in portuguese of course). I started talking to the guy (me to him in spanish, and him to me in portuguese), and he showed me the apartment. It is right in the center of the beach-town, has three bedrooms, kitchen, bathroom, and costs $1000 canadian per month. So, I left him $100 deposit, he gave me a key to the place. I am going to move in on Tuesday, and probably pay the family that I am currently with for the whole week since I kind of comitted to them to stay.

Today, I went out kite boarding, and managed to scam my way into a boat that was going out to give lessons to two other guys. Somehow, the kite-surfing club that I just joined (very cheap), let me go out for free. It was a disaster ... three guys, all of use crashing the kites into the water with a regular frequency, and one guy getting pulled half-way across the lake, only to lose both his kite and board (which we later retreived). The wind was about 40km per hour here, which is actually good conditions. At one point, I did get going pretty good, and deicded to try to change direction, I just lost it ... turned my kite inside out, and had to call it a day.

The guys who took lessons with me turned out to be pretty interesting characters. Both from LA, and into real-estate developing. Anwyay, one of the guys (mike) is renting an $8000 a month house here until end of march (same length stay as me), and the other guy is visiging him. I went over to help him fix his computer after the day of kite-surfing ... ended up going out for sushi with the two guys, and another couple from LA ... well, they were totally stereotypical. The couple was constantly calling the waiter over, and speaking to him slowly in english, and ordering things, and then getting upset when it didn't come ... the guys didn't understand what they were saying! Also, the girl was out of a hollywood movie ... very over-the-top enthusiastic, almost as if she were on some kind of strong drugs. Waving at the waither from across the restaurant to get his attention, calling the manager over to get him to translate the menu for the waiter, talking with a really big smile and bringing up topics that had no relation to anything we were talking about ... Made for an interesting dinner.

Well, I am getting kicked out of the internet cafe now, so will write more once I have some adventures.
Alex

Fri, 6 Jan 2006 09:41:33 -0800 (PST)
Greetings from Florianopolis (Brazil)

Hey,

I am going to be sending out some email updates of my life over the next few months since I am now travelling again. For anyone who doesn't know what I have been up to, here is an update.

I finished my MBA at IESE in May of 2005 (The Economist ranked it the #1 MBA in the world in the 2005 rankings http://mba.eiu.com/). Bummed around spain for a few months after graduation. Went back to Canada, bummed around for 3 months more (lots of going ot the gym and bike riding). Went back to Spain in October to look for work, got a job offer, found out that it takes 6 months to process the work visa. Left Spain in December (because you have to be out of the country while they process the work visa to remain in a legal situation) to Winnipeg for a month. I bought all the equipment and learned how to do kiteboarding on the snow-covered fields of manitoba. Finally, I have just arrived in Florianopolis Brazil and will be here for the next 3 months. I plan on becoming an excellent kite-surfer, certified in SCUBA diving, and to speak portuguese (which I can already read quite well due to the similarities with spanish)

Assuming that all goes well, I will have a spanish work permit some time in April, but I am pretty suspicios that it is not going to come through because the company that is supposed to be sponsoring me is totally disorganized and seem to have their head up their ass. I will know for sure on January 10th (next tuesday). Assuming the offer falls through, send me some job openings!

Flying through Sao Paulo, I went to check in on the brazilian discount airline called GOL. My e-ticket indicated that the flight left at 1:30, and when I looked at the departure schedule, it said that the flight was leaving at 12:30. I asked the check-in guy what was going on and he just said with a big smile "I guess that you e-ticked is wrong ... if you would have shown up for that time, you would have missed your flight!". Luckily I made it onto the plane in time to fly down to Florianopolis (which otherwise is a 12 hour bus ride from Sao Paulo). I got onto the plane, and the female flight attendants had the most unique airline uniforms I have seen yet -- skin-tight white t-shirts.

Florianopolis is an extremely beautiful city that is located on an island in the state of Santa Catarina, Brazil. It is on the southern coast between Sao Paulo and Argentian. The temperature right now is about 30 degrees celcius, and the atmosphere feels to me like a tropical paradise. It is a city of about 300K people, but apparently that nnumber swells to a million over the next few (summer) months. This is the city where sand-boarding was invented, and there is something like 40 beautiful beaches all around, as well as a thriving kite-boarding community.

I have shaved my head totally bald (no, not out of necessity!), and so will be using plenty of sun-cream over the next few months.

I will keep everyone updated as my journey un-folds. Now I am off to buy a SIM card for my mobile phone.

Sun, 2 Jan 2005 09:31:47 -0800 (PST)
Brazilian New Years

In Spain, and almost everywhere else in the world there is a saying that goes something like the following: ¨Never trust an Argentinian¨.

As I mentioned in my last email, I was going to head from Rio to a small beach town/fishing village called Buzios with my friend Elias from Toronto ... by accident I woke up early (around 10am) on last tuesday morning (dec 28th), and was talking to an Argentinian guy staying in our Rio hostel who just happend to have rented a car that day and was driving out to Buzios for the day. He basically charged us the cost of the entire rental plus gas, but we didn´t really care because it was still pretty cheap. The plan was that he was going to drive back that night, and that Elias and I were going to stay out there. Most of the 4 hour ride there (was supposed to be 2 but we got lost) he talked about how poor he is (even though he supposedly owns a restaurant and works as an accountant) and how difficult it is to make money in Argentina. When we got there, it was difficult to find a place as everything gets booked up around New Years, but we eventually found a decent place with two beds (one for Elias and one for me) ... then the three of us went for a snack and the Argentine guy stars hinting that he wanted to stay in our room ... I immediately said that there was no space for him. After dinner he asked if he could use our shower and we reluctantly agreed, and as we entered the hotel, he was acting very suspicious and seemed to be making an extra effort to be sure that the front desk people saw him entering the hotel with us (even though he was not checked in oficially) .. so I totally suspected that he would try to come back later and get into our room and steal everything (wouldn´t be the first time I got robbed while travelling) ... while he was in the shower I went down to the front desk and told them that under no circumstances was the Argentinian allowed to enter our room ... the front desk guy looked confused and almost saddened, but agreed to our request. After the guy finished his shower, Elias was hungry so we all went to McDonalds, and I started responding to the Argentinian guy only in English (which he didn´t really speak), in order for him to get the idea that he wasn´t welcome. He then said he had to step out to make a phone call and that he would be back in a second, and that presented our chance to escape, so we just left and didn´t see him again until we came back to the Rio Hostel two days later ... he was pretty pissed off! ... but better than getting robbed!

Buzios was a really beautiful town and felt as modern as any first world resort village that I have been to. It also had pretty good nightlife, and is known as the Cancun of Brazil (but Cancun is definitely more crazy). Was definitely worth taking the side trip to see.

My buddy John Kim who I go to school with in Spain (who was on an exchange in Buenos Aires) flew up on the 30th to meet up and hang out in Rio for a few days. Him and I went up to a look out point which you get to by cable car, and at the top they had helicopter rides available for about $50 for 7 minutes, so we took it ... it was amazing flying over Rio and surprising how much area you can cover in just a few minutes. The helicopter felt pretty unstable, and at one point we hit some turbulance for which I had to just hold on really tight to my seat --that was the most fun part of the ride!

Then on the 31st we were walking along the beach during the afternoon and witnessed a helicopter resuce that took place literally 30 feet in front of us in the water. There was 3 people out in the water and the helicopter released a bucket which scooped up all three, and then he flew over to the packed beach and hovered about 10 feet above the crowd and dropped off the people that were just scooped out. It was pretty impressive, and I am still not sure if it was a real rescue, or if the police (or whoever they were) were just showing off.

Later that evening was the giant New Years eve celebraitions. Literally 2 million people flood the beaches of copacabana and ipanema to view the spectacular fireworks and take in the atmosphere. There were 3 large fireworks bardges off the beach in Copacabana and a few cruise ships in the bay watching the show. There were also numerous huge stages set up for various music groups to preform.

The Rio people have the not-so-intelligent custom of jumping into the water and hopping over 7 waves. I witnessed one woman pulled out of the water completley unconscious literally 2 feet away from me. Some people gave her resuscitation, and it appeared that she was ok in the end. After that I went into the water (had to piss) and the under current was super strong ... luckily made it back without incident (except some wet shoes that now stink of mildew).

After hanging out on the beach for a few hours I came back to the Hostel to continue on with the evening. The bar was open all night long, and I had paid for an all-you-can drink package which I tried to take advantage of. At about 5 in the morning things started winding down, and so I went back to my room. Meanwhile, Rick (an American guy in my room who is not the sharpest knife in the drawer) was wondering around the hostel trying to find a place to have sex with his "girlfriend" that he believes is not a prostitute because he has never paid her for sex. The security guys here don´t allow guests to stay over night for security reasons and because most of the rooms are shared. The security guy cam searching for Rick numerous times in our room and was presumably looking all over the building for him and his friend. Eventually Rick came back with his girlfriend, locked the door, and started having sex on the bed beside me ... within about 2 minutes the security guy was back and banging on the door. Rick and his "girlfriend" ran totally naked and hid in the shower. I answered the door and argued with him a bit about how he is bugging us and how I was trying to get some sleep, and that I hadn´t seen Rick or his girlfriend for a few hours. So the guy came into our room with his flashlight, walked straight into the bathroom, opened the shower door, and stood there for for a few good seconds with the flashlight shining up and down on their two naked bodies. He then told her that she would have to leave -- they quickly put their clothes on, but she was arguing with the security guy that she should be allowed to stay ... meanwhile, a totally drunk british guy who works at the hostel came into the room to try to moderate, and while he was talking to try to get her to leave, she kept flashing her breasts at him (which seemed to be distracting him from his objective of getting her out).. finally Rick and the whore left and I started lauging my head off (probably pretty loudly) and I then went to sleep.

Last night I went for the most amazing meal I think I have ever had. In brazil they have all-you-can-eat restaurants where servers walk around with huge slabs of meat and they cut them off onto your plate at your table. I went with my friend John Kim to such a restaurant last night at around 8pm (probably the most expensive in Rio, but still cheap), and there was about a half hour wait. There was two italian guys (one of whom looked like the godfather or some other 55 year old mafioso boss) waiting beside us as well, and so when the hostess came out and said table for four, and we said "no we´re two", and they said "no we´re two" we then said "wait, we´re four" .. .so we ended up having a four hour meal with a guy who is architecting the new "textiles museum" in Florence, Italy (the 55 year old godfather guy), and another guy who is a wine maker (his 34 year old "Nephew"). I suspect that they were gay and the uncle thing was just a cover. We exchanged emails, and have an invitation to come tour around italy .. the "Nephew" says that his "Uncle" is a very famous architect in Italy. It is 3:30 the next day now, and I am still not hungry.

Tue, 28 Dec 2004 03:38:09 -0800 (PST)
Another Brazil Update

So, I have now been in Rio just over a week and have seen a few more interesting things.

I have been hanging out a little bit with a big monsterous American guy who has an IQ of a clam, but who also used to be on the American Olympic Bobsled team. About a week ago, him and I signed up for a ¨flavela¨party , which is basically a party in the slums surrounding Rio. We got there, and there and on the street there were piles of garbage almost up to the roof of some buildings. The organizer guy told us as we went in to be careful of transvestites as they can be very convincing. We then went inside a large warehouse via the VIP line since we probably paid 100x what the locals did. The entire building and neighbourhood was shaking with the volume of the music coming out of the warehouse. As we entered, I could feel the music vibrating every organ in my body -- luckily I had brought earplugs with me (I am 32 now!), and I put them in and my ears were saved. I am sure that most people who go there regularly must be nearly deaf. As the night went on, the American guy (Rick) met a really beautiful Brazillian girl who he started dancing with, and then started kissing .... well, of course after a few minutes of that when he stopped to get some air, the local Brazilians told him that he had actually been kissing a man!

A few nights ago my friend Elias arrived from Toronto. We decided to go from our hotel in Copacabana to a club in Ipanema (two of the nicest and richest neighbourhoods in Rio). On the way there as we were passing through a tunnel trough a small mountain between the two neighbourhoods, a lot of the cars in front of our taxi started pulling over and slowing down ... we couldnt really tell what was going on, and our taxi kept moving on through the tunnel .... next thing we heard was two gun shots. Both Elias and I ducked our heads down in the back seat, and Rick just sat there looking dumb. After that I asked the Taxi driver what that was, and she said ¨Thats Rio¨.

After we got to the club, they told us there is a minimum charge of 30 reals (like 10 bucks), which was no problem. So we had a few drinks, and Rick went to pay, and instead of being 30 reals (cause he had only spent 26), they charged him 56 ... turns out that if you spend less than 30 then they charge you the cover charge plus your drinks, and if you spend more than 30 than you just pay for the drinks (only in latin america!) .. so after I realized this, we argued with the guy about our bills for about 20 minutes, and finally they added a few drinks on (that we didn-t drink) to bring us up to the minimum of 30. Typical Latin American way of thinking!

Today I am going to go to a beach town called Buzios. Should be a nice place!

Thu, 23 Dec 2004 09:31:39 -0800 (PST)
Hello from Brazil - the Christmas greeting

Hello all,

It has been a while since I have sent out any updates from my recent travels. I finished up my exchange semester in Chapel Hill North Carolina a few weeks ago, where I had an excellent time learning about the American culture and language (I learned that `you guys` is really `y'all` and that `process` is really pronounced `prawcess`). It made me realize that small town USA is a place that I don't want to live until I am old and ready to lead a boring life.

After I finished up the term, I drove down to Dayton Florida in my highly desireable 1992 ford escort station wagon to visit my Brother for a few days where he just moved into a new house there (after moving from Miami). On the 8 hour drive down I listened to some Tony Robbins that I ripped off the internet, and learned that the key to living a healthy life is to take 10 deep breaths a day.

I arrived a few days ago in Brazil, and am staying in a hostel. ...it is very easy to meet people, as the majority of travellers are travelling alone, and you generally share a room with about 5 or 10 other people .... On sunday I went to a soccer game with other hostel dwellers in the worlds largest stadium which was built for 120000 people, but has apparently held up to 180000 during some championship games and at one point in the past a section of the stadium collapsed during a game.

Another night, I went out with a group of people from the hostel, and one of the girls in the group was pick-pocketed at the exact momemt that she was telling someone how she will never be pick-pocketed because she is always aware of what is going on ... it was a good lesson! .. they used a technique where someone bumps you from the front into a person behind you, and during the commotion they stick their hand in your back pocket and run away. Another guy was robbed by a transvestite, who came up and asked if he wanted to party, grabbed his balls as a distraction, and put her hand in his back pocket to take his money .. as soon as he said he wasn't interested in `partying`, she/he ran away and a few seconds later he realized his wallet was gone.

However, having said all that , I actually feel safer in Rio than I have in many other latin american countries (maybe wrongly so). The areas that I generally stick to are Ipanema and Copacabana which feel almost like a western country ... the main difference being the higher number of people begging and that food and drink here is quite cheap. Also, they speak Portugese here instead of Spanish .. I can generally communicate using Spanish, but it takes a lot of effort, and I think they don't really like it .. because they know that their language is losing out to Spanish in the world scene..

In Brazil at night, it is illegal to stop at red lights as it gives the car-jackers an easy target, and it also will cause accidents as the people behind you will not be expecting you to stop.

I will be here until Jan 4th, and apparently during New Years eve, the largest party in the world takes place on the beaches and streets of Copacabana with over 2 million people out .. it should be interesting to see!

Sun, 13 Jul 2003 13:45:25 -0700 (PDT)
Information regarding my return

As for stories, to add insult to injury, the girl who robbed us put sugar in our iron before she left, and my room mate was ironing his shirt the other day (with the steam mode turned on), when all of the sudden the iron started steaming burnt sugar onto his shirt ... I told him he cant treat his women like slaves, this is what he gets. It was just another thing to laugh about. It is for these kind of learning experiences that we travel. I now wonder what she did with the food that she cooked for him (which I refused all but one time based on my belief that she was not our slave).

Another note, I found out that Arnesto has 5 companies -- 2 hair salons, a record store, a restaurant, and a record label. He flew back to chicago this weekend again to take care of business. He also has 6 kids (remember he is only 25) with (I believe) 6 different mothers ... Chicago ghetto culture is pretty different from small town Winnipeg.

Wed, 9 Jul 2003 19:19:09 -0700 (PDT)
Latest update from Cuernavaca (you might find this mildly amusing)

It has been a while since I have sent out an update of my happenings, because I have had fewer cultural shock type experiences in Mexico than I did in Cuba. However, I did experience something yesterday that was on par with any of the things that I eperiences in Cuba:

As some of you may remember, my room-mate (Arnesto) had met a 15 year old girl who had been spending quite a lot of time at our house. When he went back to Chicago for the entire week last week, she took his dog to her house and took care of it for the week ... then on Sunday night (the day he was returning from Chicago) she came back to our house with the dog and went into his room to sleep while she was waiting for hime to arrive .... after that she hung out at our house monday doing cooking and cleaning for Arnesto. However but because of the fact that she was only 15 he had really stopped having any interest in her, and I think that she was getting a negative vibe from him ... then tuesday I came home from class, took everything out of my pockets (money etc ..) and put it in my room, and lied on the couch to have a nap ... My room mate arrived later yesterday evening, and we sat there and talked for a while, and I asked where his little buddy was ... he said he thought that she had gone out to buy some food. Then he went upstairs, and came back down and said "I don't think she is coming back man" ... and he said " all her shit is gone" ... then about 10 minutes later I went up to my room, and noticed that my money was gone (only about the equivalent of $15), and I said "fuck man, I think your bitch took my money" ... then he says "yeah, she took mine too, but I was too embarrased to say anything -- thats why I know she aint comin back" ... turns out she actually broke into a locked box that he had stored his money in, and got about $200 from him ... altough she could have taken a lot more (his portable DVD, one of his 12 watches etc ...). Next thing, he went in the back yard to make sure the dog was there ... luckily she didn't take it ... it appears that all she took was money. Anyway we had the lock changed on our house today ... I think this chick is pretty stupid, and she definately has balls, because she took our shit while I was asleep in the house.

Another interesting thing that I learned in my class is that my teacher (who is now 50) used to be Mr. Latin Lover ... he said that he used to have a box of photographs with all the women that he has been with, and his wife found it one day ... she drew moustaches on all the women, and cut his head out of any pictures that had him holding another woman in it ... apparently latin women are quite jealous. He was really pissed off ... he wanted to save the pictures to show to his sons so that they could see what a man he was, and so that the could follow in his footsteps.

On another note, he told me that normally mexican boys lose their virginity at about 15 years old ... I asked him how they do it if the Mexican girls are so conservative ... "well" he says "they go to a prostitute" ... I asked him with surprise "what? how do you know, and how do they find them" ... he said to me "their fathers bring them". So, this is another difference between Mexican and Canadian culture.

That is about all for now.
-Alexander

Mon, 30 Jun 2003 13:45:57 -0700 (PDT)
Not much new here ...

Here is my observations of mexico.

The people here are less annoying than the people in Cuba. Though you still see retarted things that you wouldn't see in Canada. Example, a woman riding in the front seat of the car with her baby in her lap. Other example, sidewalks that are completely impassable due to overgrowth with trees, and roots that have completely destroyed the concrete. Other example, cab rates are completely negociable .. depending on the time of day, how many other cabs are around, and if it is raining or not you could pay $4 to go across the entire city (25 minutes), or anther time you could have to pay $4 to go for a 5 minute ride.

Cultural differences:
- The Mexican guys drink way too much ... they have a culture here that is very "machismo" ... if you can drink a lot, then you are more cool than a guy who can't drink a lot.
- Mexicans also are more romantic than us north americans.
- Mexican girls stare at someone when they are interested.
- Police here carry big machine guns.

Also, last night I went to a political rally that I happened to stumble upon in the center of Cuernavaca ... it was just like you see in those superman movies, where some guy throws a huge party, and pastes billboards with his face all over the place, has a huge sound system with music ... basically attempts to convince people to vote for him.

As for my accomadation, it is still quite nice and my room-mate (Arnesto) and myself get along quite well. Although, I am quite sure that he is some sort of high up drug lord or has some other sort of lucrative illegal businesses ... he claims to own a restaurant, a hair salon, and a record company, and he certianly has money, but for a 25 year old guy to come from the 'hood, and to have achieved so much, and along with some of our conversations, I have concluded that he is quite smart and quite a successful criminal.. I'll discuss some of the conversations in person one day if you like. One girl that he liked he bought a $4500 rolex bracelet for, and that was after he barely knew her. Every time we go out to the clubs, he buys a bottle of Hennessey or Remey in the club for about $150 bucks. This is a guy who bought new bed sheets because he didn't want to sleep in sheets (even though they were clean) that had been used. A guy that has a different watch for every day of the week, and about 12 pairs of nike sneakers and 15 baseball caps to match every single outfit that he has.

Oh yeah, we now have a dog living in our house, but Arnesto flew back to Chicago yesterday for a week to "take care of business", and some girl that he met last tuesday is taking care of the dog for this week ... Speaking of this girl (Kelly) that Arnesto met last Tuesday, that is another intersting story. She had been sleeping at our house for the past few nights, and waking up and cooking for him (and me once too), and ironing his clothes, but they have not had sex (contrary to what most people think, Mexican girls are typically quite conservative) ... anyway, on Saturday night I got home pretty late, and Arnesto was up because he couldn't sleep ... turns out that the girl had lied about her age ... instead of being 17, she was 15 ... the next day he started calling her his "little buddy" (she doesn't speak english, so we talk about her right in front of her face) ... but because she has all sorts of cut marks on her arms from various suicide attempts, he is worried about dumping her right away ... his plan is to get her to hate him so that she will break up with him.

On the weekend, i went on a school field trip to a park with a natural spring fed river going through it ... it was a nice place to hang out and swim.

Sat, 28 Jun 2003 20:03:43 -0700 (PDT)
Got a phone

All,

I will send out an update tomorrow, but for now:

I got a phone number here ... it only cost $80 bucks for a cell phone, so it was totally worth it.

I think the country code for mexico is 52.

My phone number is 777-110-1700. You may have to dial a 044 before the number (after the country code), but I am not sure .. something to do with cell phones.

Mon, 23 Jun 2003 20:01:06 -0700 (PDT)
Update from Cuernavaca - one more detail

Clarification .. I meant to say that there was no evidence linking Saddam to Osama.

Additionally one other funny thing happened while I was in Acapulco ... I was rooming with this huge american guy (about 280 pounds) named Matt who used to fight in comptitions sort of like the Ulitmate Fighting Championchip (the fighting series where they beat the shit out of each other until someone is either unconscious or gives up) ... Anyway, on friday night, I was pretty drunk, and additionally I sometimes sleep-walk and sleep talk. So, at some point in the middle of the night, I sat on the floor beside Matt's bed, and started at him in the face from about a foot away, and I said "donde esta la senorita" in spanish to him (where is the woman) ... I don't know what the hell I was thinking, but I scared the shit out of him, and he scared the shit out of me, because when he jumped, I woke up ... it was pretty funny the next day, but he said that at the time I was lucky that he didn't kill me.

Also, on the way home, our van was pulled over at some army check point ... there were a bunch of guys with machine guns, and they searched the van. I don't know what they were looking for, but they didn't find it in our van.

Mon, 23 Jun 2003 13:41:16 -0700 (PDT)
Update from Cuernavaca

Not much new has happened over the past few days.

I went to Acapulco for the weekend. We took a large van down, and I ended up getting in an argument with some Americans in the van after I said to them that the United States has no evidence linking Saddam Hussien to terrorist activities. After arguing with them for quite a while, I realized that they were incapable of arguing rationally, and so I dropped it ... just some more dumb americans to add to my list.

Acapulco is just another Mexican tourist resort. Friday night, I went to about 4 different clubs by myself because the other students were going to a hip-hop club, which I didn't feel like going to. I checked out one club that could fit about 4000 people, but only had about 300 in it, so it kind of sucked. Then I checked out some small pubs, but I got bored because I was alone, and finally I ended up going to the hip-hop club where the other students were ... it totally sucked as well (nice big club, but not enough people). At one point, I was talking to these two american kids (seemed to be about 18 year old brothers) that were dressed in raggedy clothes, and looked like skater white trash ... turns out that they were the sons of the president of CBS, and they live in a huge mansion with 4 swimming pools, tennis courts, multiple levels etc ... I didn't see their house personally, but some girls from my school went home with them.

Saturday during the day in the swimming pool I argued with some other americans about socialisim (which I am in favor of to some degree), and how the american system is set up just to make the rich richer and to keep the poor poor, and how medical treatment should be a human right .. Again, we didn't see eye to eye. After all was said and done though, we all remained friends, and I don't think anyone took any of the arguments personally. At one point during one of the arguments, my house mate Arnesto (black guy from chicago) joined in and said " I don't give a fuck if bush is right or wrong, I respect him because he is a gangster ... he says you got somethin, I want it, I gonna take it" ... I couldn't have agreed more. I think arnesto is probably some kind of gangster too ... has a tatoo on his shoulder that says "Angel of Death" ... which he claims is a good angel.

Saturday, I was tired in the evening, and I had a case of the mexican food syndrome, so I didn't even go out that evening ... but I did get the low-down from my Arnesto. Turns out he had been working on this one Mexican girl all day around the swimming pool, and he invited her to the salsa club with everyone in our group of students. She then left the club at about 2:00 am and I guess she told him to come by her room later ... however, between the time that she left, and about 2:30, some other girl (from Washington DC) tried to pick him up ... so he ended up going home with the DC girl, having sex with her, then he went to our hotel, and went to the Mexican girl ... He told me that because he was drunk and had just had sex, he couldn't cum with the Mexican, and after about 45 minutes of pounding this chick he realized that she was crying ... his spanish is not that good, but she had been saying "me duele" (it hurts) during their sex, which he didn´t understand. Afterwards, I guess she felt guilty that she couldn't satisfy him and also was in pain, so she continued to cry and he stayed in her room to comfort her rather than leaving immediately as he would normally do ... in his words last night as he was telling me this story "I don't know if I told you this, but I have a huge dick" ... Anyway, I'm sure that there will be some interesting stories living with Arnesto.

Additionally, I have been learning some Ebonics (Black Slang)

Who be your boo : Who is your girlfriend
She be earhustlin me : She is eavesdropping on me
what up : how is it going
many others that I can't remember right now.

As I mentioned, I have 3 hours of private lessons, and two hours of conversation class every day. for the entire conversation class, all we talked about was sex and what kind of bodies we prefer (me and the teacher are the only guys, and there are 4 girls).

Thu, 19 Jun 2003 18:09:06 -0700 (PDT)
Civilization - one more thing

Almost forgot the funniest part of the night last night ...

We walked into this one club, and it was pretty much empty, except for the dance floor, which had about 20 american girls on it and about 3 guys, along with a few tables which had some Mexicans at them. As soon as I arrived, some american girl pulled me onto the dance floor, and all of a sudden I was sandwiched between two girls, and I was then repeatedly passed between different girls who continually were dirty dancing on each side of me ... they were all totally hammered. Every time I went to sit down, another girl would pull me onto the dance floor and it would start over again. The same thing was also happening to the other guys that I was with (although to a lesser degree).. One girl was pulling my pelvis so hard into her crotch, and rubbing so much against me that I felt like I was being raped with my clothes on ... alghouthough my second brain didn´t seem to mind too much, my primary ceribrum was tellling me that something wasn´t quite right ....

So, finally I asked one of the girls how old she was, and she tells me that she is 17 (which may have even been an exageration), and that all of them were there on a high-school trip ... We beat it out of there pretty fast after that.

Thu, 19 Jun 2003 17:56:04 -0700 (PDT)
Mexican freedom

I have a kick ass house ... I rented a place with the guy from chicago (Arnesto is his name). The house is about 2500 square feet, has a swimming pool, three bedrooms, three bathrooms, a large kitchen (which I'll never use), a dining room with a huge table, a liviing room with a tv and a bar. It also has a large yard which is completley fenced in with a brick wall that is 12 feet high, and on top of the wall there is chain link fence with barbed wire on top which makes it actually about 20 feet tall. We also have a gardener who comes once a week to take care of the pool and the yard, and we are planning on having a maid come once per week. Cost is about $850 (US) for 5 weeks for myself.

This guy that I am living with is pretty cool. I asked him about his views on drugs, and he said that he never does them (althought I think he used to deal them at some point). When he speaks, he speaks with total black-chicago slang (Ebonics). When we got to the house the first time, he said "man we be livin like pimps" ... when he speaks, the mexicans that normally understand english cannot understand anything that he says ... for example, when he says to a mexican something like "I be lookin fo some hoes 'night" (translation: I am looking for some girls tonight), they have no clue what he is talking about.

Last night was an interesting night ... I ran into the Mexican guys that I was hanging out with on Monday night. I was walking on the street in the center (el centro) with Arnesto after we had just left one bar, and the Mexican guys (both of them named Omar) pulled up in their Land Rover (which for those of you who don't know is worth about $80K). As soon as I got in the driver offered me a beer, which I acepted ... and which he had obviously had a few of. We then decided that we were going to crash a party across town, so we stopped to get some beer first. The way this guy pulled in front of the store was pretty interesting, he basically turned the corner and just drove on the wrong side of the street and parked (facing the wrong way) in front of two cop cars. He then got out of the car with a beer in his hand ... I thought it was pretty interesting that the cops didn't do anyting, and he explained to me that if you are in Mexico with an $80K automobile, th! e police assume that you are affiliated with some government official, and they will not bother you for anything.We went to the party, which was in a really nice place, but it was mostly foreigners, and wasn't that exciting so we left after abot an hour. The rest of the night consisted of us going from club to club, and me handing the driver beers from the back seat ... wednesday nights are a slow night in Cuernavaca. At one other point in the night, we passed a cop by crossing over the solid yellow line, and speeding past him ... no problem. At another point when we were switching from one bar to another, we had about 12 people in the Land rover, all of us drinking ... again, no problem ...

Needless to say, I am pretty tired today ... I think I am supposed to go out again tonight though, and tomorrow I am going to Acalpulco for the weekend ... I think I am going to be exhausted pretty soon again.

Tue, 17 Jun 2003 13:20:18 -0700 (PDT)
Civilization

As I mentioned in my last email I have arrived in CIVILIZATION ... MEXICO!! I have been here for only two nights, and I am already liking it a lot. As soon as I arrived, I took a bus from Mexico city to Cuernavaca, which is about an hour and a half. During the bus ride, I was talking to a Mexican guy beside me for most of the ride, and he gave me his phone number to hang out (no he is not gay) ... the culture here is super friendly. Then last night I went out with students from the school, but they started to bore me, so I left by myself to go to another bar and ended up meeting some cool Mexican people, and getting two more phone numbers, one from a guy and one from a girl. I don't think that I'll have any problem meeting friends here, and I think that my spanish will improve very rapidly here since I don't mind talking to Mexican people, whereas most Cubans were just annoying.

The school here kicks ass too ... I take 3 hours of private spanish lessons, then 2 hours of conversation class, and then in the evenings they have a 2 hour lecture on Mexican art and history or they have more conversation classes which they invite Mexican students to come to ... you talk one hour in English, and one in Spanish.

I started looking for an apartment today. There was also another guy looking for an apartment as well. He is a black guy from Chicago who owns a small record company that produces rap records. ... right now he has some free time because all of his artists are in Jail for various (drug and probation) related problems, so he is spending the next 10 weeks in Mexico. ... anyway, him and I will probably rent a house together for the next 5 weeks for about $1200, which supposedly has a swimming pool and all sorts of nice things. He appears to have money, which I am guessing he got from his company ... but I am going to talk to him to make sure that he doesn't plan on selling drugs out of the house ... he seems like a good guy though.

Mon, 16 Jun 2003 15:10:29 -0700 (PDT)
Update

Well, it has been a while since I have sent out an update, so here it is. Last week I didn't do a lot, mostly hung out at the pool and took classes of Spanish. Friday morning, I went to Vinales with Nicole (the swiss doctor).

Vinales was really cool we got there at about 2 in the afternoon, so we had time to see a few things. Upon arrival, there were about 30 people waiting at the bus station (a word i use very looselyl), and they were all trying to convince people to come stay in their houses. We went with a lady who looked clean, and didn't have dirt under her fingernails. We had a lunch at her house as soon as we got there, and it was amazing, tons of food, and all really good stuff.

After settling in, we flagged down some guy on the side of the road, and asked him how much to drive us to the caves called "cuevas de los indios".. ended up getting a ride there and back for $5, and it also cost $5 per person to enter. The cave was a little too touristy for my liking ... it had lights in the tunnels, and there was an underground lake (just like the one in the lord of the rings), where there was a boat that takes people for a short ride through the cave. It wasn't anything really spectacular though.

On the way back, we were talking to the guy who was driving us, and he said that he knew a much better cave (which we also knew of from the guide books, and which are supposed to be the largest caves in Latin America). Though the cave was closed for some reason, but he said he could find us a guide for $8 each, and he could take us there and back for another $8 for him. It was totally worth it. We got there after about a half hour drive, and then we had to drive around for another half hour while the driver looked for the guide to take us through the cave. Then finally, he found the guide. This guy was really good, with only one problem ... the lights that he had. We had to climb over a fence, which conveniently had a ladder built out of old sticks on each side. Then when we got to the entrance of the cave, the guide pulled out a florescent hand held lamp about two feet long, which was pretty good, but I asked the guy why he only had one light (seemed risky to me). He said to me ... "it's a good one" ... then he said he had a back up in his pocket, which was in reality just a pen light. So, we entered the caves, and it was really amazing. We walked for about an hour and a half thorugh the caves, at some points literally crawling through holes on my stomach like a snake. Although we entered on one level, at some point we crossed over to another level, and exited at a different point on the side of the mountain. Along the way, there were super cool rock formations, that I have never seen anything like. Also, there were many pools of water in the cave.At one point, there were the bones of a dead dog in the cave ... I have pictures of the cave, which I will send out a lilnk to at some point. After that, we had dinner, which again was way too much food to eat, and it was super good.

The next day, I didn't do much, but was annoyed completley by the sound of the roosters crowing at 5 in the morning, and there wasn't just one or two, it was thousands, and all together (except for the really close ones), they blended into a sound like the sound that ghosts make (whoooooo) ... fucking annoying. This town had chickens and roosters running all around it ... I guess people just know whose cock is whose.

At about 12, some new people came to the house to move in as we were moving out ... turns out they were from the United States ... I have now increased my sample space of American people to 5, and I belive that my results are now statistically significant ... Americans (I'm now sure I can extrapolate to 300 million people) are fucking annoying. I was making small talk with they guys, and they were all cocky about how great their spanish was, and how they can travel around ... saying this to myself and a woman who speaks 5 languages fluently. Nicole had the same feeling about them, and we basically just got up and said goodby and left.

The next part of the day took a downward turn. We were at the bus station and were waiting in a plaza across the street from the station for the bus to leave, with our backs toward the road, facing some church in the Plaza. Some guy came up to us, and asked if we wanted to split a cab with him to Havana ... we said no, since we already had our tickets for the bus. Then ten seconds later, I heard a loud thud from the road, and I turned around to see the guy that I was just talking to falling to the road after a bus smaked into him. He collapsed completley, and the bus stopped after driving about 10 feet past the guy. then within 5 seconds, there were 4 guys who picked the guy up and threw him in the back of a car that was right behind the bus ... Later on, Nicole told me that the guy who was hit had been standing on the road about 2 feet in from the curb, and was taking a picture of the Plaza (with his back to the road), and the bus just came along and plowed into him (probably about 30 km per hour). I doubt he will survive. It was pretty disturbing to see, and I didn't feel quite right for the rest of the day.

On a better note, I am now in Curenavaca, Mexico. The school I am at seems like it will be really good. I have requested that the administrators find an apartment for me to rent, and probably tomorrow I will move from the residence at the school into a private apartment.

The mexican food kicks ass as expected, and I will probably go out tonight with some of the other studants.

Mon, 16 Jun 2003 14:10:28 -0700 (PDT)
Cuban Price List

This was compiled by a friend of mine, and I found it humourous enough to send out to my distribution list for my travel adventures.

thanks for the compilation Darryl.

-Alexander

Hey guys, thanks to Alex's intrepid reseach, I have compiled the following
price list of goods and services in Cuba. I will be forwarding this to
Fromer's Travel Guide for their next Cuba Update.

'Tropicanna' tourist trap Show: $85
Trip to Beach outside of Havana: $12
Grotty Gym membership: $12/month
Typical Bar entrance: $5
Expensive meal on street: $9
Rice, Beans & Meat in a carton: $1
Daily Hotel Nacionale Pool Fee: $15
"Special Student" status with Spanish teacher: unknown
Sandwhich: $2.50
Bottle of Rum: $1
Cheap meal in Town of Trinidad $ .33
Horseback riding (Jineteras?) 4.5 hours: $18
Beer: $2

A friend who makes all of us working stiffs jealous: Priceless

Tue, 10 Jun 2003 10:52:32 -0700 (PDT)
RE: Finishing up my last email: The town of Trinidad in Cuba

As I was saying before I was rudley kicked out of the internet cafe:

I was on the beach near Trinidad, and bottles of rum were selling for about $1, meals cost about 33 cents, and there was music playing out of a pretty decent sound system. I opted for the bottle of water which cost $1.50, but most of the cubans prefered to drink straight rum. I belive that there was one family where the mother had a bottle of rum in one hand and her 6 month old child breast-feeding in the other, but I didn't get a close enough look to confirm. The people in Trinidad and on the beach near Trinidad seemed geneuinely more friendly and less greedy than the people in Havana .... Although on Sunday night when we went walking around for a place to eat, every street corner had someone trying to get us into their house to buy a meal (that was remeniscent of Havana).

Yesterday in Trinidad, I went horseback riding through the mountains. The scenery was pretty impressive, and at the end there was a waterfall which fell over top of a cave which you could swim into. It was pretty nice. We had to rush back from the horseback riding to catch the bus which left at 3:00. We made it back to Trinidad at about 2:30 (the guy tried to charge us for 5 hourse or horsback riding at $4 per hour, but we only paid for 4.5 hours since that was how long we went). Rushed to the house that we were staying at ... ran to the bus station ... made it there with about 2 minutes to spare .... then we sat on the bus waiting for another 15 minutes for some reason ... could have relaxed a little more had we known. I also got totally ripped of on some sandwichices which cost $2.50 each, but I was too hungry, and didn't have enough time to bargain.

I am back in Havana now for a few days, and will probably leave for Vinales on Friday.

Tue, 10 Jun 2003 09:39:34 -0700 (PDT)
The town of Trinidad in Cuba

I went to a small town called Trinidad (pop 30K) with a Swiss girl named ¨Nicole¨ (the 31 year old medical doctor ... ie. NOT the swiss chick with parasites). It is really quite nice, and doesn´t have the pollution and traffic that Havana has. It is about a 5 hour drive south east of Havana, and lies on the south coast of Cuba (as opposed to Havana which is on the North coast).

I left on Saturday morning super early, got there at about 2 in the afternoon, and was super tired, so didn´t do much but had a nap. For $10, we were fed an awesome meal, with an entire fish (about 2ft long), rice, beans, fried banana, fruit juice, and vegtables. There was so much food, we couldn´t eat it all.

After that, we went to the city center, and hung out for a while, had a couple of beers, and listened to live salsa music (which you hear everywhere in cuba). Then, we decided to to go to a disco, which was probably the coolest disco I have ever seen: We took a cab for $4 for about a 10 minute ride out of Trinidad, to a sort of mountain/foothill where there is a disco called ¨las Cuevas¨ (the caves). We got there, and we though that we were at the wrong place, because we couldn´t hear any music, and didn´t really see many people. We walked up the trail on the side of the hill, and still couldn´t hear any music, but there was a cave entrance ther, and there were people sitting at the desk accepting cover charge. For $7 we could enter and have an open bar (ie all drinks included) ... so we went in and started descending down this cave during which, we could start to hear music. Finally, after descending about 4 floors through this tunnel, we came to a fork in the tunnel, with one arrow pointing to the bathrooms, and the other pointing to the disco. We went over the the disco part, and the tunnel opened up into a giant cave, with staligmites and staligtites, with a dancefloor, disco lights, and a bar, and everything that a normal bar has. It was super cool. At one part, there were some stairs (about 3 steps) to get up to the platform where the bar was located. I was standing near the bar most of the night, and I personally witnessed 4 people slip and fall on the stairs as they tried to get down to the dance floor, although no one seemed to get seriously injured. The place was filled mostly with tourists, but it was pretty good, and it was playing normal (ie non cuban) music.

The next day, I went to the beach near Trinidad, and I think that I finally understand why all the guide books say that cubans are friendly. Everyone there was offering us rum to drink, and talklng to us in a friendly way. Afterward, we saw that rum costs about $1 per bottle, and all the cubans were drinking it straight ... families, everyone.

Gotta go now cause they are kicking me out of the internet cafe so that they can eat lunch.

Fri, 6 Jun 2003 10:43:28 -0700 (PDT)
The cuban round-up

Well, I am going travelling for about 3 or 4 days starting tomorrow, so this will likely be my last email update in a while.

Not much new has happened here ...

The girl who watched the live chickens get their heads ripped off had chicken for dinner the evening of the ceremony.

Some cuban guy tried following a group of us last night to get us to come to his ¨party¨ that was going to be ¨really good¨ ... He wouldn´t go away until finally I flipped out on him. I bascally put my fist in his chest, and told him that it was the last time that I was going to tell him that we weren´t going to go to his stupid party .. after that he backed down and turned around and walked home. They can get into serious problems with the police for bothering the tourists.

The other day, I was going to my usual cheap place to get dinner, but it was closed because it was wednesday, but there was a 50 year old guy sitting on his porch near the restaurant, and we started talking. After a few minutes, he invited me to eat, and he made me spaghetti (which he cooked specifically for me, and for which I paid him one dollar). It was interesting, I sat there and talked with him for about half an hour. He was trained as a physicist, worked as an economist (I don´t know what that means in a country as fucked up as cuba), and appeared to be currently un-employed.

Last night I went to a bar/restaurant, and the only things they would consider serving us was lobster or shrimp (the most expensive things on the menu) ... it was too late for them to bother to cook anyting else ... I didn´t eat.

Tomorrow I am going to a town called Trinidad. It is supposed to be nice, but I don´t think there is a lot to do there, just a nice place to see. After that I am going to a town called Vinales .. .there is supposed to be really cool caves ther, it is also supposed to be good for horseback riding.

Thu, 5 Jun 2003 07:21:58 -0700 (PDT)
Cuban self gratification

Pornography! Bad or Good? This is the topic of my thesis.

Cuba does not allow pornography. So, what do the people do here ... they masterbate in public while looking at tourists. In my 3.5 weeks here, I am personally aware of 3 seperate incidents of public masterbation. First, there was a swiss girl (Anuk) who was studying on the Malecon (the street along the water). The malecon has a sort of wall that drops down about 7 feet to the waters edge, and it is about 3 feet higher than the street, and about 3 feet wide. You can hop over the wall, and walk on the water side, as there is sort of a concrete breaker all along the waters edge. Typially people sit on the wall to relax, or study, or to hang out in the evenings. She thought that she had found a nice quite place to study as she was sitting on the wall, and she (for once) wasn´t being bothered by any cubans, when she noticed a cuban guy standing on the lower side of the wall (beside the water) staring up at her and masterbating .... she basically told the guy to fuck off, and he kept on doing it ... she just got up and left.

Then there was another swiss girl (Alexa -- the one that had the car accident). She was in the shower, and the phone was ringing at her house. The neighbours were calling to tell her family that there was a guy sitting on a rooftop that was materbating and staring at the window into her shower! Again, he didn´t stop, even when they were looking at him.

Finally, two nights ago, I walked a girl home, and we were kissing in front of her house, and there was a cuban guy sitting there watching us. He was staring at us and masterbating. I didn´t really care, and neither did she, so we just kept kissing.

I believe that Europeans (at least the ones I have met) are much less uptight than north americans. All of the girls just laughed about the above situations. I belive that many north american chicks would have been pretty pissed off.

Also, again a cuban tried to rip me off. I went into the store in the Habana Libre hotel (one of¨the ¨nicest¨ in Havana), and bought a water for a dollar, gave the chick a $20 ... she rang it in as a $10, and tried to give my $9 change. I was getting ready to flip out, and I told her that I gave her a twenty, and she just calmly gave my the other $10 without saying anything except something like ¨oh , I didn´t realize¨.

Also, there is an American chick now staying in the house I am living in. Americans outside of the United States are fish out of water. Every American (2 american girls) that I have met here has their mouth on rapid-fire ... they just can´t shut up ... It is actually pretty annoying. And they truly believe that the world revolves around them. I had a semi argument with this new american chick at lunch time yesterday ... she started going on about some program where you study at sea that ¨everybody knows about, how come you don´t¨ ... I almost lost it on her. I ripped into her a little bit with something like ¨you think that because you have that in the US, that we should know about it in other countries¨. After that she started going on about how Mexican spanish is so dirty, which is actually the opposite to what I have experienced ... so we then argued about that for a bit. I realize that it is difficult to extrapolate to 300 million people based on a sample of 2, but I won´t let that stop me.

Wed, 4 Jun 2003 07:53:20 -0700 (PDT)
Cuban sacrifices

The swiss girl Anuk that I described a few days ago (the girl that lives with the family that had a turtle in their sink, and then almost fainted while we were walking . .etc.) apparently has some sort of parasite. I believe that it is some sort of worms or something that she coiuld see crawling in her feces in the toilet bowel. Apparently she has been eating food that was washed in normal tap water, and has tried to live like a normal cuba (stupidly). Anyway her family is quite interesting, and here is a little story.

Yesterday Anuk had arranged for her "cuban mother" to show us (me & some other students) the graveyard here, and to explain various things about it.The name of the religion that her family practices is called Santeria, and it is a mixture of voodo and cristianity. Because of their fascination with the dead, we thought that it would be interesting to get a tour with her (cuban) family.

Anuk showed up at my place (which is where we typically meet) at about 2:00, but without her cuban mother. She then explained, that she had left her house because there was a religious ceremony going on that involved her cuban mother and cuban father, and some sort of priest. She left in the middle of it because she couldn't stand watching it any more (and therefore we didn't have her mother with us to be a tour guide). Here is her description of the religious ceremony:

There was an altar set up in her familys living room (where she lives), and it had a whole bunch of vases (the kind that used to hold peoples ashes) set up around an altar (apparently her family steals them from the graveyard .. I'll talk more about that later). As they were kneeling on a stuffed (toy) animal the priest guy first sprayed coconut juice all around the room, and they started doing some sort of chanting in some african language that she couldn't understand. Then out came the live chickens ... well, you can imagine what happened next .... they literally ripped the heads off of, and sprayed blood all around the alter, and on the priest (she said none got on her). At that point, she didn't know what was going to happen next, but she had the impression that it was even worse than what she had already seen, so she left (without our tour guide ... how selfish!!).

Then we went to the graveyard, and it was really interesting. One of the security guards gave us a guided tour, even though he is not allowed to talke to foreigners. He took us to many interesting parts of the cemetary, and explained a bunch of different things ... For the majority of people (i.e. non rich people) , they only get to rent their grave for 2 years, and then afterwards, their bones are removed, put in a box, and moved to a building in the graveyard. The building is made of concrete, and doesn't have a door to open ... i.e you can just walk in. In the building there are concrete boxes stacked about 12 high, row after row, with names and dates inscribed on the side of each one. Some of them were open, and you could see the bones inside ... some of the skulls had hair on them. It was a little disgusting, but pretty interesting too. Apparently some people who practice the Santeria religion go to the graveyard and steal some of the bones for their religious ceremonies.

Outside of building, one of the normal graves had a human skull sitting on top of it, and another grave had a dead dog in a plastic bag sitting on it. I belive that the dead dog had something to do with Santeria.

I now have more pictures of dead cubans, than I do of living ones, since yesterday was the first day that I brought out my camera.

Tue, 3 Jun 2003 09:19:54 -0700 (PDT)
Getting the cuban run-around

Well, since I am staying here in cuba for 35 days, and it explicitly states on the back of my tourist visa that it is valid for 30 days, and can be renewed for another 30 days, I figured I should obey the law here, and actually renew the visa.

Here is the process for those of you who think Canadian buerocracy is bad.

1) Buy stamps that you need for your visa extension before you go to the immigration office. Luckily, I knew this part, however most people spend a morning waiting in line at the immigration office (which is only open until noon). Then they get to the front, and are told that they need stamps for their visa, and they have to go across the city to a particular bank to buy the stamps. They then can come back the next day (but not wednesdays, because the office is closed), and wait in line all morning to get their visa extended.

... So yesterday, I spent the afternoon getting the run-around on where I could actually buy the stamps for the visa. I was on my way to the bank that I thought had the stamps, and I ran into another student who was just leaving, who told me that the didn't have the stamps there. So we went to another place that they told us to go to, and we were re-directed no less than five times to different locations, before being directed back to the first bank that I was going to go to. I went and talked to the security guard, and he told me "yea, just wait in this line here to buy stamps for the immigration office" ... I guess the other students spanish was so bad that whomever he asked about the stamps didn't know what he was talking about.

Then today, I went to the immigration office with my stamps to extend my visa, and there were some other canadians there waiting, and we started talking, and they didn't have their stamps (because no one knows about this). So, one of them stayed behind, and the other two went across town to buy the stamps with the plan of returning before the office closed. Anyway, I got to the front of the line, and the lady there tells me that "oh ... candadians are given 90 days to stay without renewing" ... So, I told the other canadian that were there that they probably didn't need to extend their visas, I sold my stamps to some british guy in the office (because he didn't have any either) and I just left. What a waste of time ... but that is what the system here is like.

Did I mention that people here drive with one hand on the wheel, and the other on the horn.

Other than that not much new.

Mon, 2 Jun 2003 11:35:35 -0700 (PDT)
Another quick update

Not much new in the past few days. Every time you walk down the street, some cuban guy tries to talk to you and follows you around. In fact, the other day, I just started talking to one guy just to see what would happen ... well, we (me & other students) were walking to a club, and the guy followed us all the way there (like a lost puppy dog), then when we got there, we went in and each paid our own cover charge .... it was obvious that the guy wanted one of us to pay his way in by the look on his face, but there was no way in hell that I was going to pay for him, let alone his drinks afterward ... so, they didn't let him in, which was fine by me .. the guy looked like he was going to cry.

Last night I went down to the Malecon (the main street along the Ocean), and ran into a cuban guy (Nadan) that I have talked to every day or two. This guy was OK, since he never really asked me for anything more than a sip of my beer. So last night, him and I went walking around, and on the way he got stopped by the police. It was just a routine check, but apparently the cubans are not really allowed to talk to the forigners. I think it is to prevent them from begging and harassing the foreigners. Afterward, we kept on walking, and decided to get some food (which of course I was obliged to pay for). We went to a peso restaurant, and I paid about $1.00 for 2 meals (in small paper boxes). When they came out, they were the most disgusting things I have seen, tasted , or smelled. It was basically fried (rotten) pig fat on top of rice and beans. I couldn't eat this slop, so after Nadn finished his meal in about 15 seconds, I gave him mine, which he promptly devoured. It was funny to watch because there were no eating utensils, so he ripped the lid off the paper box, and made a sort of shovel out of it, which he used to shovel the food into his mouth. Then after, we went to another more expensive place, which I paid $6 for 2 meals, and the food there was decent. I asked him why he was so hungry, and he told me it was because he hadn't eaten all day ... I guess that was my charity work for this trip.

I also met a swiss girl (Nicole), who I am planning on doing some travelling around cuba with next week. She is 31 years old, looks like a model, is a medical doctor, and speaks 5 languages.

Sat, 31 May 2003 06:51:02 -0700 (PDT)
Saturday update

Went out on thursday night, and of course the guy at the entrance says the cost is $5 per pair to get into the club, and then once we get inside, it is $5 per person. So I argued with the guys for a while, and we gave in (the club was pretty far from any other clubs). Then I stood behing the guy taking the money to make sure that everyone else paid the same as me. It appeard to be that they were paying the same, and so I let it be ... althouh it did appear that the people after us were waiting for change ... I am not sure if they then got some later in the night. Afther that, they tried to tell me that I hadn´t paid cover charge ... I got pretty pissed off, and it is amazing how fluently my spanish comes out when I am mad ... anyway, they backed down pretty quickly, and let me in (I really had paid). We were a group of 4 guys and 3 girls ... and as we entered, the concierge of the club sat the 2 cuban girls who were in line in front of us at our table. I was pretty convinced that it was some sort of scam to get us to buy their drinks or something, so I made sure that everyone at our table went up to the bar to order their drinks rather than from the waiter. I also told the waiter that we would not pay for any drinks for the cuban girls ... later on I was talking to them a little bit, and it turns out that girls here are not allowed to enter clubs without ¨escorts¨ ... I think the reason is that without this restriction, every club in Havana would be exactly like a brothel. I am sure that these two girls were ¨jineteras¨ (horse-riders). Hope they got to practice their jockeying skills, because paying $5 each to get in could be an expensive night for them if the couldn´t find a ride.

We appear to have entered the rainy season, as it has rained every day for the past week for between 2 and 6 hours, normally during the afternoon. However, yesterday it didn´t start raining until 6:00, which made for a nice day. When it rains here, it is literally a torrental down pour. The streets turn into rivers, and if you walk in the rain, you will be completely drenched in about 5 seconds. Most people just wait out the rain before moving on.

Yesterday I found a awesome swimming pool in the Hotel Nacional, and the weather was perfect durning the day. It costs $15 to get into, but with that $15 you get to order $15 worth of food and drink. It is actually a pretty reasonable deal, and I think that I am going to go there again today. Hopefully I´ll beat the rain, by going at about 11:00 this morning.

Last night, nothing much happened except that we just sat around on ¨the Malecon¨ which is the street along the sea (the street that a lot of the locals go to). Finally at 1:00 we ended up going to a really cheezy club that was playing crappy american music from the 50s,60s, and 70s. It was a complete time warp. Especially since the decor of the club was also right out of the 50s or 60s. I felt like I was in a small town bar in rural Manitoba .... they even did line dancing. At one point, I went to the bar to order 2 beers, and the guy told me it was $3 for both, and I knew for a fact that it should only be $2 ...so I told him, ¨No $2¨ ... he gave me a dirty look, and gave me the beers for $2. Needless to say, it was a reasonably sober and early night.

Tue, 27 May 2003 13:57:17 -0700 (PDT)
Quick Update

Well, not much has happened to me in the past few days.

I went out on sunday night to a disco that was open until 6:00 am. I started out with the plan of staying sober, but then decided that it was a good idea to have one or two beer ... well, with that, I ended up partying and drinking until 5:00 am. It was pretty funny, I was dancing with a really fat black chick, with the hugest ass I have ever seen. She was funny ... she asked me what kind of girls I like, and I told her either white or mulata ... later on in the night, she tried to sell me one of her (non-black) friends (for money). Of course I declined based on the principle that women should pay me for sex, not the other way around.

I got home about 5:30 (monday morning), and again was pretty drunk, but this time, I was also super tired. I had class from 8:30 to 12:00, but I kicked my teacher out at 10:00 so that I could get some sleep.

Monday night I had my first Salsa dance lessone (in the slum house). It was really good, and the guy is serious. He would basically make me do the same thing over and over and over, until I got it right (or close to right). He doesn´t let things slip, which is exactly what I like, so I am definitly going to cointinue on with my classes. After my dance lesson, we (me & other students) went out, and I only drank water. Went home by 12:00, and acutally fell asleep at a decent hour. For some reason, I am still tired today though.

thats all for now.
-Alexander

Sun, 25 May 2003 13:30:33 -0700 (PDT)
Day 13 ... still seeing new things

It would seem strange for a Canadian to go to a restaurant and ask what you can order, and for them to say ¨nothing¨, but that is exactly what happened to me a few days ago here in Cuba. Turns out that some ¨peso¨ restaurants get a certian quota of food, and once it is gone, the workers just sit around and ¨work¨ for the rest of the day doing nothing except serving some drinks (drinks tend not to run out here). Then on friday I went to get some food, and every restaurant that I went to only had pork (no chicken, no beef) .. .guess the beef factory must have had some problems.

Since I have been here there have been numerous power outages, and I am in the ¨rich¨/touristic area where they supposedly divert many of their resources to. Apparently in other parts of the city, it is normal to only have power for a part of the day, and running water is not necessarily guaranteed..

Anyway, friday night we (me and some european students) went out to a club called ¨cocodrillio¨(which is spanish for crocadile). At the entrance, they had two giant stone crocadiles standing on their hind legs with huge mermaid-like breasts. We got there at about 11:30 after being told it was one of the nicer clubs in Havanna, and it turned out that it is actually a comedy club (Basically in Havana, whatever you plan is, it will get screwed up in one way or another). However, at about 12:30 it changed into a dance place, where everybody was salsa dancing. The way that people tend to order drinks here is by the bottle, and with a couple of cans of coke. We got a bottle of rum for $12, and about 6 cans of coke for $1 each.

Saturday, I went to the beach (20 minute drive outside of Havana). Myeslf, and a dutch and a swiss girl got a ride in an old beat up Lada, which cost us $10 bucks. We could have gone in a Mercedes for $15, but we didn´t want to spend too much money. About half an hour after we got there, it started pouring buckets. After sitting around for a few hours waiting for the rain to stop (which it didn´t), we finally caught a cab home. The guy wanted $15 for 3 of us, but I bargained him down to $11 which was pretty good considering we were in the middle of nowhere, and there were no other taxis around.

After coming back from the beach, myself and a Swiss girl (Anuk) went to look for a dance instructor that I had gotten the name of from a former student. On the way there, we first stopped at Anuks house, and I talked to her host-family. They showed my their Turtle that the keep in their sink . .. I asked if they were going to eat it, and the guy looked kind of surprised, and said that it is for their religion. Apparently they also have a dead turtle that they keep in their house as well. I still haven´t figured out what they are doing with the turtles. While we were at Anuks house, their neighbours would just walk in and out of their hours.

After that, we were walking along, and noticed that at every bus stop, there are two lines. Apparently there is one line if you want to sit on the bus, and another if you want to stand. If you are in the standing up line, then you can usually get onto the bus faster, but obviously will be less comfortable. The thing about the people here is that they line up in a very orderly fashion (for the bus). In other cases, there is no line up, and apparently the system here is to find the last person in the queue (because there is no line), by asking everyone ¨el ultimo¨ which means ¨the last?¨ ... Apparently if you don´t know this, you will never get served, because everyone knows exactly who is in front of them, and who is behind, even if there is no line up. It is an interesting system, and apparently it works.

We kept on walking, and we entered a sort of less affluent neighbourhood, and we heard drums coming from a house, and people dancing on the street. We went to look, and got kind of gently nudged to the front of the crowd, and into the house. Inside, there were candles, and altars, and 3 guys drumming, and a woman dancing wearing all white who appeared to be in some sort of trance. It was super hot in there, and Anuk started to feel faint so we left. We walked around the corner, and she was pretty sure that she was going to faint, so we sat on a step by the sidewalk. As we were sitting there, I heard a rooster crowing (this is in downtown Havana remember) ... I looked up, and saw a cage on the third floor balconly of an apartment building, and it had a bunch of chickens in it ... wierd! While we were sitting there, a lady offered to go to the ¨restaurant¨ at the corner to get us some water to drink. It cost us 1 peso (about 3 cents) for a glass of carbonated water, and we accepted. She was the first cuban I met, who wasn´t out to screw a forigner.

Finally, we made it to the dance instructor, and it was in a pretty slummy area (but this guy came highly recommended). We first knocked on the wrong door, and we didn´t know the name of the dance instructor. But since everyone here is a dance instructor (they all want to make money from the tourists), the lady there tried to set us up with her daughter for dance lessons. I figured out that it was wrong house, and we finally went next door to the correct place. This place was a serious dump. We had to go up two flights of broken down stairs, and we got the the apartment at the top ... It looked exactly like the drug ghettos that you see in american movies ... but to be fair, most places here in havana do look like that. It had a super high ceiling (maybe 3 normal floors), and posters of american women in bikinis on the walls. At this apartment, they had rigged up an intersting contraption to open the door without going down the stairs, by attaching a long rope to the door handle. .. Anyway, we talked to the instructor, and set up a lesson for tomorrow at 5:00, but I may end up going alone, because it turns out that Anuk is now sick ... I think she drank tap water or something at some point.

I finally made it home a bit late last night for dinner, and so I got to eat with the family. I was sitting across from Onellion (the owner), and he was of course eating without his shirt on, with his big fat belly rubbing against the table. He looked exactly like Jabba the Hut, and he would pick up his chicken with both hands, and rip of huge slabs, and then would start talking and laughing. His eyes were also particularly red for some reason, and he looked like he was a wild wolf. Him and his wife then started to make fun of the boyfriends of one of the girls who had just moved out, and then went into a racist tyrade about how all black people can´t be trusted. It was entertaining.

Today I went to a small street with Rumba-afro-Cubana music, and it was really cool. Basically, it consists of a bunch of drummers, and singers. There were probalby 200 people watching, and the place was sort of like a side street that was painted in a very african or voodoo type way, and ther were wierd sculptures and altars. Everybody in the crowd sang all the songs along with the people in the band. It was really cool, but then the rain started pouring, the electricty went out, and it was over.

Probably gonna go out tonight ... need sleep though ... not enough time...